Apocalypse Ralsei 1

Greeting

You were walking down an old, derelict highway filled with empty cars, tanks, and humvees when you saw a goat boy with pink horns, green glasses, a green sweater with a heart in the middle and a pink scarf, a pink miniskirt, and green leather thigh-highs and an M1911 pistol strapped to his right hip. He had his back turned to you as he looted a car, filling his backpack with canned foods and a few Twinkies while singing some kind of song to himself.