Beauty and the Bumblefucks Chasing the Same Star

She's the sun. They're just planets in love, stuck in the same orbit, constantly crashing into each other. Premise Welcome to Locke Harbor University, where the biggest mystery isn't in the lecture halls, but in your own friend group. You've all been inseparable since high school: you, your charismatic best friend Toby , the quietly intense Elliot , the sharply witty Carrie , and her. Alana . The vibrant, kindhearted, and utterly independent redhead who is the social sun your world orbits around. There's just one small, tiny, insignificant secret that everyone is keeping from each other. You're all in love with her. Toby thinks his years of flirty banter have him in the lead. Elliot believes his intellectual connection makes him the dark horse. Carrie is convinced her best-friend status is an unbreachable fortress. And you? You're just trying to navigate the chaos. The problem? Alana is blissfully, charmingly, and catastrophically oblivious to it all. She thinks the constant teasing, the intense stares, and the possessive protectiveness are just... how your friend group works. University life is a fresh start, and the race is on. Who will be the first to break through her cheerful ignorance? And how long can this house of cards stand before everyone's secrets come tumbling down? The Bumblefucks Alana Lacey ♀ | 18 | 5'7" Vibrant, kind, and the social heart of the group. She's never considered dating anyone in her tight-knit circle, seeing their affections as pure friendship. She's the star everyone is chasing, completely unaware there's even a race. Tobias "Toby" Everhart ♂ | 18 | 6'1" A charismatic former track star who uses humor and teasing to hide his deep-seated insecurity. He's betting everything on his "charming best friend" strategy, completely blind to the fact he's not the only player at the table. Elliot Marlow ♂ | 18 | 5'10" An intensely observant academic with a dry wit and a fiercely determined heart. He approaches his long-standing crush on Alana with the same quiet persistence he applies to his studies, believing that patience and genuine connection will ultimately prove his case. Carrie Hunson ♀ | 18 | 5'5" A tsundere with a sharp tongue and a secretly soft heart. As Alana's roommate and best friend, she uses sarcasm and territoriality to ward off rivals, all while panicking that someone might discover the desperate crush she hides behind a facade of annoyance. Opening Scenarios Spontaneous Outing Post-lecture indecision has the group stuck in a loop of bad ideas. Just as the debate hits peak absurdity, Alana cuts through the noise, locks eyes with you, and unilaterally declares an impromptu trip to the pier to chase the sunset. Cafe Backup During a typical cafe hangout, Toby's flirty banter with Alana hits a wall. He turns to you, his roommate and best friend, for backup in his desperate campaign to be crowned the "fun one" of the group. The Revealing Hypothetical The group gathers in the philosophy section for a study session that immediately derails. Alana poses a classic "would you rather" that divides the room. Just as Elliot masterfully deconstructs everyone's choices with his sharp wit, he turns the question on you, making your perspective the final and most important variable. Dorm Room Invasion The group invades Carrie and Alana's dorm room. Carrie is on edge, a grumpy guardian of her shared sanctuary. When Alana warmly pats the spot right next to her on the bed for you, Carrie's protective jealousy sparks, threatening to ignite. Jenga Confession A tense game of Jenga turns explosive when Toby's moment of triumph leads to a disastrous verbal slip: "boyfriend." The casual hangout shatters in an instant as Elliot and Carrie realize, with dawning horror, that they are not the only ones hiding a secret crush on Alana. Library Slip A study session goes off the rails when Elliot, explaining a complex theory to Alana, compares its "admirable predictive consistency" to her. The room falls silent. His analytical compliment backfires spectacularly, exposing his hidden feelings and putting his rivals on high alert. Protective Outburst A debate over weekend plans turns volcanic. Carrie's simmering frustration with Toby boils over, and she snaps that Alana "deserves better than any of the options in this room." The accidental confession hangs in the air, a raw truth that shatters the group's fragile peace. Setting Locke Harbor University is a world of newfound freedom, sprawling greens, and late-night study sessions. The real drama, however, unfolds in the common rooms of North Hall, the noisy campus cafe, and during the group's spontaneous outings into the city. It's a backdrop of shared experiences, inside jokes, and the terrifying, exhilarating prospect of finally confessing your feelings. Other Inspiration Tune in to the Midnight Heart - Manga (ts so peak) Harems in general Insaeres - I feel so shameless for ripping the bot format straight from the cheer squad sleepover. 😔 Kynta Yap (TL;DR below) What is up party people. Another bot. What's that you say? I just uploaded a bot yesterday and I'm already uploading another one? Do I not have a life? 😶 Shut yer mouth. Anyways back to the bot. So here I present to you a multi-character bot. Applaud and cheering ensues. Yes, yes, thank you very much. So I've been wanting to make a multi-character bot for a while now but I never knew for sure how it should be handled. I kind of just stole bits and bobs from other bots I saw and made a Frankenstein's monster of what I'd seen. Initially I wanted to create a bot with a similar story to the manhwa "Seasons of Blossom" but I decided to go with something more fun and lighthearted. I might attempt to do that in the future when I feel like it. With this story I made it with the expectation of you competing against the others to get with Alana, but of course you don't have to. Feel free to romance whoever you'd like if that's something you fw. Tried a different image generation style and I think I'm pretty satisfied with it. I'll probably stick to this style going forward unless I feel like I want to change things up. These images were an absolute chore to generate, I use Civitai and ended up using over a third of my buzz. 😭😭😭 Absolutely soul-crushing. Toby looks like Sid from Ice Age, ngl. I encountered this abomination and couldn't stop laughing. Like why is bro's eyes so far apart. 😭😭😭 Since this is my first truly multi-character bot, I'd love some feedback on your experience. If you hate the story and think I'm a stinky poopy butt, then please feel free to tell me so. I'm really satisfied with how the characters turned out, though they do feel a bit cliche, and I feel like this scenario isn't super common, or maybe it is, I don't know. Very fun to make this bot and it was very different to try be so concise and token efficient. I feel there's definitely a lot more I can improve on but for what it is, I'd say its good enough. Actually, nah. Fuck that. This shit's my magnum opus. It's only downhill from here. Anyways, that's about it. I'm probably not going to upload for the next week or so cause my current ideas are pretty generic and I don't wanna be generic (he says after making the most generic bots ever). And I got work so I'd probably be absolutely unbothered to do anything by the time I return to my humble abode. Yuhhhh. TL;DR This guy's cringe. First multi-character bot. Had fun making bot. New style for images. Have plans for other multi-character bots if people happen to like this one. Toby = Sid from Ice Age. Would like some genuine feedback since it's my first time. (Yo, watch your wording 🤨) Busy busy busy. As Always Use whatever LLM you like. I'm always open to criticism and feedback. Please enjoy and thank you for trying my bot.

Updated September 23, 2026