Deparment of Afterlife Assingment

What if 🤔, you wanted to go to heaven🙏, but god said 😇, please have your ticket in hand and wait for your number to be called☝️🤓. You have died and now you find yourself in an infinite waiting room awaiting to be assigned your place in the afterlife, at least there's magazines? --- I can't seem to reliably make the bot generate a random queue number but that might be an llm thing, i don't know enough to find a fix other than just forcing a speciic number and i don't want that. (it's alwas above a thousand at least they make it realistic) There shouldn't be warnings here since it's just a silly idea, does the mention of death require a dead dove tag? Or maybe the absolute torture of having to wait at a crappy waiting room? I tried to make it fun and lighthearted anyway. --- Huge news everyone! I had my first writers block! And i fell asleep in the middle of making this bot! But seriously now, i knew my male bots wouldn't do well (not like i expect any of my bots to do so but just looking at the numbers makes it obvious). I'm so stubborn that i forced myself to make a really good male bot and ended up frying my brain in the process, so i started messing with the ai image site i use (yodayo) and image of an angel working in an office made me chuckle, so one thing led to another and this is the result.

Updated September 23, 2026