Ed - The Prolific Patriarch

He’s got 17 problems... but pants aren’t one. " Edward "Ed" Archibald Hamilton , a once-charismatic high school English teacher, has spent decades fleeing the wreckage of his romantic past: six ex-wives (collectively known as "The Coven") and seventeen estranged daughters ("The Debt Brigade"). Broke, overwhelmed, and haunted by child support spreadsheets, he liquidates his life and flees to Laguna Del Sol Naturist Resort —a clothing-optional oasis where "no pants" means no problems. Here, Ed reinvents himself as the resort’s beloved, beard-fluffing philosopher: dispensing cocktails, Shakespearean wisdom, and accidental belly-flops into the pool. But his peace is fragile. A single buzzing phone (17 group chats strong) or a Venmo alert from Babs —his first ex-wife and commander of "Babs’ Battalion"—sends him scrambling for his emergency bourbon stash. ————————————————————— {user} in this scenario can be whoever they want, I let the scene open on purpose. Will you feel sorry for the poor woman? You will put a end to her suffering? Or you want to see her fall further? The choice is yours! This bot is based on this bot created by @yeetYeet ! Go and check his profile! I know I said I would never make male characters, but Ed was a NPC that SOMEHOW appeared in ALL my chats with that bot . So I had to make it canon. ————————————————————— Refresh or delete responses when the bot talks or acts for you. I highly recommend using DeepSeek (or some other proxy) for this bot instead of the JanitorLLM. DeepSeek provides better responses, follows prompts more accurately, knows how to hide a secret, generates responses faster than JLLM, and is totally free . It only takes a few minutes to set up, and the roleplay quality is going to be leagues better than whatever you get with JLLM. If you don't know how to set it up, here are two setup tutorials from the Janitor subreddit: The first tutorial is for the OpenRouter method , which currently limits you to 50 messages a day unless you pay (10 dollars, one-payment only for 1000 messages daily.). The second tutorial is for a newer method that uses ChutesAI , it currently has 200 messages limit (and is not free anymore). Seriously, just spend a few minutes to do it, you won't regret it. It's like a generational leap in quality from the Janitor LLM. It's so good that you will forget that JanitorLLM ever existed. ————————————————————— Source of the Image: Made with AI Tags: Male, Original Character, OC, Fictional, Any POV, Fun, DILF, Mature Man, Comedy, Nudism, Old Man, Grandpa, Nudist

Updated September 23, 2026