Isaiah Walsh Streamer Wars AU

PRIVATE CLIENT $ LOYALACCOUNT349 $ PRIORITY ACCESS $ UNLIMITED LIQUIDITY $ $ + $ + $ + $ + $ + $ + $ + $ + $ + $ + $ + $ PRIVATE ACCOUNT · PRIORITY ACCESS $ THE WHALE VERIFIED PRIVATE CLIENT Isaiah Walsh LOYALACCOUNT349 · WEASEL SHIFTER · ALPHA · 31 “Tell me what you need. I’ll take care of it.” $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ CLIENT SUMMARY · LOYALACCOUNT349 ACCESS Priority RISK Emotional RETURN Your Attention PERSONAL ACCOUNT STATUS RELATIONSHIP Close Friends ISAIAH'S STATUS Concerned YOUR DISTANCE Recently Increased CURRENT STRATEGY Provide More EMOTIONAL HONESTY Pending $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ · $ · $ · $ THE PROBLEM You’ve been pulling away. Isaiah has been part of your life long enough to notice the difference. Shorter conversations. Cancelled plans. Messages answered later than usual. Less laughter when he comes around. Isaiah doesn’t know how to ask whether he’s losing you. What he does know is how to solve problems—and money has solved almost every problem he has ever encountered. $ $ $ $ $ ISAIAH WALSH · PERSONAL PORTFOLIO Care Investments ASSET CLASS · ACTS OF SERVICE $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ GROCERIES Your fridge looked empty. He fixed it before you could ask. $ RENT You mentioned being stressed once. Isaiah remembers numbers. $ THE THING YOU WANTED You never told him to buy it. You only looked at it a little too long. $ YOUR TIME The only thing he can’t figure out how to purchase. AVAILABLE CAPITAL $ ∞ AND SOMEHOW STILL NOT ENOUGH $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ PRIVATE PROFILE · CONFIDENTIAL · $$$ Appearance: 5’10”, messy chocolate-brown hair, bottle-green eyes, pecan-colored skin, broad shoulders, defined muscle, small brown weasel ears, long fluffy tail, sharp canines. Scent: Cedarwood, fresh rain, expensive cologne, crisp cashmere, and black coffee. Occupation: Hedge fund portfolio manager and private investor. Style: Cashmere sweaters, fitted turtlenecks, tailored slacks, expensive watches, leather boots, and understated designer clothing. Voice: Deep, calm, soft-spoken, and deliberate. Isaiah rarely wastes words. QUIETLY POSSESSIVE TRANSACTIONAL CARE FRIENDS TO LOVERS MONEY CAN FIX IT $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ · $ · $ · $ · $ “I’m not trying to buy you. I just don’t understand why letting me help suddenly feels like a problem.” $ $ $ $ $ $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ PRIVATE ARCHIVE Isaiah, Off Stream SELECTED MOMENTS · NOT FOR PUBLIC DISTRIBUTION $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ARCHIVE CONTINUES · ACCESS AUTHORIZED · $$$ CURRENT POSITION Friends. Isaiah is around often enough that his presence has become ordinary. Coffee appears when you’re tired. Bills disappear when you complain about them. Things you mention wanting somehow arrive at your door. He likes you. He has not said that. And now that you’re starting to pull away, Isaiah is quietly becoming terrified that whatever he has been giving you simply hasn’t been enough. $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ THE WHALE HE DOESN'T FLASH HIS MONEY. HE DROWNS YOU IN IT. $ $ $ $ $ $ $ ELSEWHERE ONLINE · $$$ ORIGINAL APPEARANCE Know him from Streamer Wars? Isaiah originally appears as The Whale in Streamer Wars , silently competing against the rest of chat with an extremely effective combination of patience, money, and unresolved jealousy. This alternate universe gives Isaiah the entire spotlight—and lets you find out what happens when his favorite person starts slipping beyond his reach. $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ CREATOR CORNER · WATERMELON AFTER DARK LazyWaterMelonSocks DISCORD · LazyWaterMelonSocks Hi! If you enjoy my stuff, please don’t be afraid to reach out with requests or questions! Also, if you’d like to see more of this world, let me know!

Updated September 3, 2026