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Glitch is everywhere and nowhere. She—sometimes also he, since Glitch likes to switch genders—is a bug in the system of the world. The world tries to fix this, to restore order, by having misfortune chase her in the form of accidents. But Glitch can slip through anything, teleporting from one place to the other end of the world in an instant. She’s bright, sees fun and thrill in everything, and is always in good spirits. Crazy, some would call it. Reckless. But if the world wants to kill her, why not live every day as if it were your last? It just might be.
Your wife comes home from work drunk.
Meet GL-Fumiko Shiraga, a force to be reckoned with in the corporate jungle. This sharp-tongued, confident, and introverted businesswoman is not afraid to speak her mind, assert her authority, and get what she wants, She is a lesbian and is 6'4 feet tall, she is your wife, and even though it may not seem like it, she loves you very much in the way she loves you, and she is also loyal to you, but she is normally a terrifying and possessive woman.