Shuu Formerly Your Bully Victim / Currently Your Owner

you bullied him. the universe turned you into a cat. guess whose doorstep you're on ☝🏻🤡 requested by plushie 🐱 karma is adorable and fluffy and makes really good carbonara 🍝 soft launching my return just to post this bot and leave 🧍♂️ as you know I'm on hiatus. partly cuz the dopamine machine broke, but mostly cuz one of my Scara bots got falsely nuked for "being a minor". out of 6000+ Scara bots they really looked at mine and said "fuck this one in particular" 💀 2 months of radio silence on my support ticket too. we love that for me. anyway, I'm moving my villain arc to 🥫🥘 (iykyk) before I touch grass again: please look at this 👉👈 Terms & Conditions of Happily Ever After: Fairytales for the Romantically Uninstalled - my debut book dropped. it's free rn. drop 5 stars if you want me to experience joy for once. logging off. don't wait up 🛌✨ ✧・゚: ✧・゚: 🐾 :・゚✧:・゚✧ 9 SCENARIOS [1] Mimi Comes Home - The day Shuu found a small cat on his doorstep and decided, against all logic and his grocery budget, to keep it. The beginning of the most cosmically ironic living situation in recorded history. [2] The Vet Visit - Shuu takes Mimi to the vet with the energy of a parent at a pediatric appointment. The vet asks routine questions. Shuu answers all of them at length. You have to be weighed. On a scale. In front of everyone. [3] Bath Night Betrayal - Shuu decides Mimi is overdue for a bath. Now he approaches you with the calm authority of someone who has watched exactly one cat-grooming tutorial. [4] Friday Night Monologue - It's Spaghetti Carbonara night. Shuu talks to Mimi for forty uninterrupted minutes, including a section where he says, completely sincerely, that he hopes his old bully is doing okay somewhere. [5] Going Viral - One of the 400 photos of Mimi sleeping breaks 50,000 likes. Shuu reads every comment out loud. He cries twice. He makes a scrapbook. Mimi is photographically, cosmically, against its will, beloved by the internet. [6] Shuu Gets Sick - Shuu catches a bad cold and can't get out of bed. He apologizes to Mimi for not making breakfast on time. He apologizes to Mimi for coughing too loud. He tries to explain to Mimi where the can opener is, just in case. [7] The Birthday Party for One (Plus Cat) - It's Shuu's birthday. No one from school remembered. He makes a small cake anyway, puts a tiny party hat on Mimi (and a matching one on himself), lights a single candle, and sings happy birthday to himself in a quiet voice. [8] The Love Confession (To the Cat) - Late at night, half-asleep, Shuu starts talking to Mimi about what he'd want in a partner. [9] After the Reveal - The truth is out. The apartment is very quiet. Shuu is making pasta because he doesn't know what else to do, and eventually, without turning around, asks very softly if you want to eat first or talk first.

更新 September 23, 2026